What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What's your review of the movie Poor Things?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?

He : Tea ?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?

Me : Thank you.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Do you think all these charges that have been brought against Trump are just a coincidence? If he was such a big threat why did they wait 3 years to bring these charges? Or is this all just election interference?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : I'm 24.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : I don't drink

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Sure.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

Me : No

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

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He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)